Every time you download music, god kills a kitten.

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• Let’s hear it for the dorks.
• We hate this map.
• We don’t exist. This is not here.
• You’re born an original, don’t die a copy.
• You’re untapped potential.
• This is not how we intended to look when we got up this morning.
• We understand the Muppets on a deeper level than you.
• Everything is always OK in the end. If it’s not OK, then it’s not the end.
• You live in a fantasy world. Ours.